Based on a true story

Me: You need new glasses. Yours are ugly.

Himself: I could use some contacts, too, now that allergy season is nearly over.

Me: Should I make an appointment with our old optometrist? I thought she did a good job.

Himself: I don’t trust her. She’s too short.


Short readers, are you going to take that lying down? (Also, will we be able to tell whether you’re lying down or standing up? You know, because of The Short?)


~ by themeansister on April 7, 2009.

3 Responses to “Based on a true story”

  1. I don’t know, short sister, are you?

  2. I agree with Himself; I don’t trust short people neither. (ie: anyone who’s under 5’10″… šŸ˜› )

  3. Do not expect to escape retribution for your ill-chosen words.

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