Chunky monkey

Another beautiful day, o best beloved. We went poking about town for some fresh air and to walk off those extra Heineken pounds. Diet’s not going so well, I’m afraid. The poor husband’s as tubby as ever.

To cheer him up, I commissioned this Rubens-esque lady to dance for us.

And, now, the fabled, long-awaited, oft-mentioned, magical fun times West Gate! Or Galgpoort, as it used to be called: Gallows Gate. Hard to imagine dead bodies swinging about, though, isn’t it? Do try. Supposedly there was a Gallows Field as well, but the only things currently outside the gate were a canal, a road, and a parking lot. Kind of a disappointment, I gotta say.

At least there was a cannon. I’m going to pack this puppy in my carry-on.

Proof positive of our location. Yep. Doesn’t get dutchier than this.

Oh, good. I was afraid I had missed the cow parade.

Tragically, the day took a turn for the worse when That Guy was fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

So now I guess I’m off to see if Alan Rickman’s voice is still single. Wish me luck.

Advertisements

~ by themeansister on October 12, 2008.

One Response to “Chunky monkey”

  1. I’ve been warning “That Guy” for a long time that he was on the verge of morbid obesity.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: