No. More.

You all must be terribly disappointed in me. It must make you sick. You come to a blog called “the mean sister,” and what do you get? Some froofy b.s. about cavorting through a duck pond. Give me a freaking break.

From now on, I resolve to be much meaner. Richly and abundantly more mean. Way the hell meaner, in fact.

Today, I only have a few pictures for you. Why? Because someone commandeers the camera each morning and fills up our portable hard drive with HUNDREDS of shots like this:

And this:

For the good of humanity, no doubt. While I’m all for posing cadavers that vaguely remind me of the Pillsbury Dough Boy, I think we need to set some limits here, people. Academics far and wide can’t be taking my damn camera everyday for the sole purpose of getting cheap representations of dead nudes. And just because he’s really cutely whistling Alanis Morissette’s “You Outta Know” as he putters around the brothel apartment right now is no excuse.

And another thing.  Do these Dutch shop owners have manure between their ears? Who in their ever-loving right minds would advertise wigs this way?

Hey, kids, see how freakishly long necks and fake hair can be the height of fashion! Although I guess there’s no accounting for what some people will wear on their heads:

Have an appallingly bad day.

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~ by themeansister on September 29, 2008.

3 Responses to “No. More.”

  1. Wow, do you guys look younger in that picture! Now, my husband, still looks just as sexy (if slightly unkempt) as ever!

    Well, mean sister, I’m guess I’m back to having to bleep out words to make it kid-proof. *Sigh*

  2. Z–, at first I judged you for wearing that weird hat. Then I remembered all the stupid stuff I used to wear, including – and I can’t believe I’m about to say this – a clown suit in middle school. Yes, a clown suit. And even though it was for a play, I still feel ashamed.

  3. Chris, if you were never on a mime team, you have no cause for shame. Me, on the other hand…

    Anna, I can’t guarantee all posts will be bleep-free, but at least SOME of them will be appropriate, I promise. 🙂

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